Hey you. Take that Mountain Dew sitting beside you. Yeah, the one on your desk. Pick it up, chug the whole thing, then throw it away. You feel that sudden burst of energy? You hear your heart pulsing in your ears? Are you beginning to sweat? Do you feel like you’re going to die? VIDEO… Continue reading Super Hype e3 SYRUP ZONE
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction is an open world action game set in North Korea. NK has weapons of mass destruction, several nations have nested themselves there to quell a threat, breaking out into warfare amongst themselves, and you’re a mercenary who plays all sides (besides North Korea) in an attempt to take down the deck… Continue reading Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction. “Explosive Ninja Politics.” A Review.
I can’t finish a video game to save my life. That is not true. But I probably wouldn’t because I’d be too damned busy playing Monster Hunter World. MHW is a game about grinding to build better armor and weapons, grinding to get randomly dropped loot to help improve said equipment, all so you can… Continue reading Infinite Games
Vacation y’all! I’ve been hanging 10 this week with a paid vacation that has allowed me to play a LOT of great Monster Hunter video games! Some of these are games I plan to review, others are games that I’m playing that came out last year in preparation for my all-important official Top 10 Video… Continue reading Pa’s Garbage Pile
Like with my Reviews I decided to list out my impressions pieces. Lots of these will be compiled in posts that feature my impressions of many titles, however I will be listing these out by title, so a lot of these posts will begin to run together. I just figured it would be a fun… Continue reading IMPRESSIONS
I want to write more reviews. But my blog is a mess! The categories aren’t correctly defined and most of my pieces are shoved into multiple categories making navigation a hassle especially because I go so crazy with the tags that it’s quite impossible to find anything even if you wanted to. SO–here ya go!… Continue reading REVIEWS
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia is a remake of the NES title Fire Emblem Gaiden released on the 3DS in the year 2017. This is almost one year away from when they released three versions of the same exact fucking game with Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest, Birthright, and Resolution. I was very put off… Continue reading Fire Emblem Echoes Gaiden 3DS Critty. “Critty!” A Review.
The first fighting game series I loved was Mortal Kombat. Being a child of the 90s, I was obsessed with the brutality, the fatalities, and a yellow ninja named Scorpion. I rented Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 many times. I had dreams of waking up and seeing the game sitting in the slot of my Super… Continue reading Rank my Childhood! Street Fighter II Turbo Hyper Fighting!
When it comes to indie games, roguelikes and lites are my favorite genre in much of the same way people used to love going to the arcade. You see something with an aesthetic that meshes with your interests, it feels great to play, but it feels incredibly challenging such that one play session often becomes… Continue reading RANK THE ROGUE! Wizards of Legend
Hey, THANKS Canadian Walmart for RUINING e3 by spoiling all the reveals! If you haven’t read, don’t worry. I will NOT spoil your e3 experience. I refuse to engage with spoiler culture–a mentality that has ruined movies, literature, video games, AND LIFE since the inception of the Internet! Nerds, far too excited about blabbing all… Continue reading canadian walmart SPOILS e3. THANKS!