A trilogy of interesting PC games have come out lately. I say trilogy because they are three video games on the PC that I have played. I get to decide what the trilogies are. I call where they land. You listen. Got it? The first was a game called DEVIL DAGGERS. Holy shit, what… Continue reading PC Trilogy
Donald Duck is the most credible presidential candidate for the 2016 United States Earth Presidential candidacy, and he will eat a terrorist with his ginormous fatass beak. We need a manduck like Donald, with his fucking sailor uniform, because he has a no-nonsense approach to keeping bullet ants out of our country. Have you even… Continue reading Trash
Played a lot of WWE 2k16 this week. I say play, but mostly I just watched my fake, virtual wrestlers compete in a tournament I built, and afterwards I participated in creating a storyline based around one of my CAWs, who is called “Wrestling Jesus.” Self-explanatory, I believe. I’m having more fun thinking up storylines,… Continue reading February Trash 3
Took out the trash a little late this week. Sorry ’bout the FUCKING FLIES. If you haven’t read it yet, I wrote a review of Dragon Quest Heroes. I’ll likely, this week, post an article about how I review video games. Or rather, how I plan to write reviews of video games, considering this was… Continue reading February Trash 2
If you’re looking for just the score, I gave the game a 13. 13 out of what? 13 out of Fuck You. In the year 2015 I grew more interested in Dynasty Warriors. I was hitting a slow streak in September. Nothing was holding my attention, and the games that caught me weren’t coming until… Continue reading Dragon Quest Heroes. “I Don’t Want to Type Out the Full Title.” A Review.