I want to write more reviews. But my blog is a mess! The categories aren’t correctly defined and most of my pieces are shoved into multiple categories making navigation a hassle especially because I go so crazy with the tags that it’s quite impossible to find anything even if you wanted to. SO–here ya go!
Quick explanation of my scoring system: there is none. Most of my reviews didn’t get real scores, so I will assign them here. I do a 1 to 10 rating scale where 0 means I had to quit I hated it so much and will never play it again, all the way to 10 which is this game is not perfect however I had so much fun playing it and I could easily see myself returning to it again and again. Unlike a lot of publications that score on a 10 rating scale, 7 will not be the average. 5 is the average because that’s the middle of the goddamn rating scale. Bellow 5 is lower than average, higher is higher, yeah? Excellent.
Scores don’t matter but it’s kinda fun so here we go!
Eldritch and Wasted MULTI-PACK! 6/20
Enter the Gungeon 8/10
Flint Hook 5/10
Nuclear Throne 10/10
Pixel Dungeon 5/10
Quake II 8/10
Slay the Spire (early access) 9/10
Wizards of Legend 8/10
Tetris 2 7/10
One Strike 6.5/10
Dark Souls III 10/10
Horizon Zero Dawn 9/10
Resident Evil 2 REmake (Part One) (Unscored)
Sonic Forces 4.5/10 “Playable”
WWE 2k16 6/10
Sonic Generations 4/10 “Laughable”
Mortal Kombat X 8.7/10
Devan (Scroll past the garbage) Too important to place into the arbitrary scoring method we human gamers have devised.
Devan 2 (Scroll down past the impressions) Would be like rating the holy bible on goodreads.
(The Trash Canon is a collection of pieces that are regulated to the canon of this blog, and nowhere else. You will never find these video games–they are that rare. As such, do not go looking for these, for you will never find them. You’ll simply just have to take my word as gospel.)
Here are some other pieces that have to do with reviewing, but are more or less top 10 countdowns because I AM A STINKING PLEB.