I’m a fiend. I hunger for games upon their release as I drink up all the hype. I consume media with my biological computer, processing cost and time divided by data. With that quotient I conduct a ritual to raise my former self, usually aged 8. I sacrifice my eight year old self and rain… Continue reading Summer of Wander 2
It’s a little over halfway through 2018. So what are my top 10 video games so far? Who cares? You care?? No!? Okay well….I wrote this list already I mean…I was really counting on you to care… You’ll read it? Okay okay, then here we go! Monster Hunter World I’ve spent something like 260 hours… Continue reading 2018 Half-Way-There Top 10!
Hey you. Take that Mountain Dew sitting beside you. Yeah, the one on your desk. Pick it up, chug the whole thing, then throw it away. You feel that sudden burst of energy? You hear your heart pulsing in your ears? Are you beginning to sweat? Do you feel like you’re going to die? VIDEO… Continue reading Super Hype e3 SYRUP ZONE
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction is an open world action game set in North Korea. NK has weapons of mass destruction, several nations have nested themselves there to quell a threat, breaking out into warfare amongst themselves, and you’re a mercenary who plays all sides (besides North Korea) in an attempt to take down the deck… Continue reading Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction. “Explosive Ninja Politics.” A Review.
I can’t finish a video game to save my life. That is not true. But I probably wouldn’t because I’d be too damned busy playing Monster Hunter World. MHW is a game about grinding to build better armor and weapons, grinding to get randomly dropped loot to help improve said equipment, all so you can… Continue reading Infinite Games