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Fire Emblem Echoes Gaiden 3DS Critty. “Critty!” A Review.

Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia is a remake of the NES title Fire Emblem Gaiden released on the 3DS in the year 2017. This is almost one year away from when they released three versions of the same exact fucking game with Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest, Birthright, and Resolution. I was very put off… Continue reading Fire Emblem Echoes Gaiden 3DS Critty. “Critty!” A Review.

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Rank my Childhood! Street Fighter II Turbo Hyper Fighting!

The first fighting game series I loved was Mortal Kombat. Being a child of the 90s, I was obsessed with the brutality, the fatalities, and a yellow ninja named Scorpion. I rented Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 many times. I had dreams of waking up and seeing the game sitting in the slot of my Super… Continue reading Rank my Childhood! Street Fighter II Turbo Hyper Fighting!

Ranking the Rogue · Reviews · Roguelikes

RANK THE ROGUE! Wizards of Legend

When it comes to indie games, roguelikes and lites are my favorite genre in much of the same way people used to love going to the arcade. You see something with an aesthetic that meshes with your interests, it feels great to play, but it feels incredibly challenging such that one play session often becomes… Continue reading RANK THE ROGUE! Wizards of Legend

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canadian walmart SPOILS e3. THANKS!

Hey, THANKS Canadian Walmart for RUINING e3 by spoiling all the reveals! If you haven’t read, don’t worry. I will NOT spoil your e3 experience. I refuse to engage with spoiler culture–a mentality that has ruined movies, literature, video games, AND LIFE since the inception of the Internet! Nerds, far too excited about blabbing all… Continue reading canadian walmart SPOILS e3. THANKS!