E3 this year was EXCLUSIVE interesting to say the least. We got to see a new Mario, new Metroid games, an amazing Dragon Ball Z game, the unveiling of a $500 console, and a game where Mario shoots a gun at Rabbids. There were other things. They were IN 4k So let’s break down a… Continue reading E3 2017 in 4k
As I said earlier this year, I decided to blog less in favor of other creative activities. I of course wrote several blog posts already detailing my impressions of this years releases thus far (and my my what a year it has already been) but I no longer required myself to write a blog or… Continue reading Youtube (and Update)
Hell yeah boy look at that hot chick! MMMMMMM You can even look up her skirt goddamn boy! SHE EVEN GOT A TEXTURED ASSHOLE BOY HELL YEAH!!! Nier Automita is the sequel to a game called Nier: a strange JRPG on the 360 and PS3 that was about artificial intelligence and clones and demons. But… Continue reading Nier Automata Impressions (PS4)
No doubt about it: Zelda: Breath of the Wild, available for the Wii U and the newly released Nintendo Switch, has been the hottest video game around. Everyone’s talking about it, or has already talked about it, and mostly everyone is playing it. Discussion is drenched in story: stories wildly varied from person to person. The game… Continue reading Zelda Breath of the Wild Impressions (Wii U)
For Honor is a fighting game in a 3D space with the camera situated behind your character. The gameplay is radically different from anything else in that you initiate attacks and defend from one of three directions designated from the right analogue stick. You choose a character from one of three legendary warrior factions–knights, samurai, and… Continue reading For Honor Impressions. (PS4)
Back in the 90s FPS games were known as Doom clones. After GTA III made it big every open world game that came out became known as a GTA clone. Remember Mario Clones? Sorry, I meant platformers, which choked every console until the fifth generation of consoles with the surge of releases. If you weren’t jumping, if… Continue reading Ni-Oh Impressions
Games. Stacked higher than sight can reach. I built a wall out of whatever I could find in my apartment: books, amazon boxes, pizza boxes, bags, bags full of bags, paper towels, toilet paper, more books, banana peels, CDs, cases for DVDs and Blu Rays maybe other games, bags of rice and coffee, boxes of… Continue reading What have I been Doing?