Hey, THANKS Canadian Walmart for RUINING e3 by spoiling all the reveals! If you haven’t read, don’t worry. I will NOT spoil your e3 experience. I refuse to engage with spoiler culture–a mentality that has ruined movies, literature, video games, AND LIFE since the inception of the Internet! Nerds, far too excited about blabbing all… Continue reading canadian walmart SPOILS e3. THANKS!
Thank you, Fromsoft, for giving me, Dog Master White Guy, a free copy of Dark Souls III before anyone else in America. They did not give me a copy of this game. I have to wait until April 12 to play it. I believe this to be a declaration of war, from Japan toward AMERICA,… Continue reading Dark Souls III Hype Train Preview
Last week was something of a leap week. It never happened. It’s apart of a month when, considered from a work and paycheck point of view, five weeks transpire. It’s also 2016, which is a leap year, so we got a day that did not exist. Well, for all intents and purposes, the entire week… Continue reading Gawrbeagu
Donald Duck is the most credible presidential candidate for the 2016 United States Earth Presidential candidacy, and he will eat a terrorist with his ginormous fatass beak. We need a manduck like Donald, with his fucking sailor uniform, because he has a no-nonsense approach to keeping bullet ants out of our country. Have you even… Continue reading Trash
Welcome to the trashy new year! May your mullets flap in the stink winds of trash trucks everywhere! You deserve it. I deserve it. We all deserve a little more garbage. This week I finally finish Black Company (Glen Cook) and it was a very interesting, satisfying read that presented a great, unique fantasy world.… Continue reading January Garbage 1