howdy y’all this is a receptacle writing to you via underground optic nerves pulsating with nuclear energy how else do you think they craft mountain dew Lately I’ve been keeping myself rather busy. In between trips for visits with friends, I’m writing a book about being trapped in a grocery store. Book?… Continue reading Fire Emblem The Three Houses, Super Mario Maker 2, and More. Summer Time Garbage!
umI BEEN PLAYIN GAMES Read my article, The Metroidvania in Hollow Knight. I’ve been playing a lot of that game, and I’m possibly going to write a lot about that game. I have plans. I have ideas. I have visions. I have thoughts. Many thoughts. Scratching. Chewing. Digesting. But I gotta go fast so here’s… Continue reading Trash Fire 2019
Vacation y’all! I’ve been hanging 10 this week with a paid vacation that has allowed me to play a LOT of great Monster Hunter video games! Some of these are games I plan to review, others are games that I’m playing that came out last year in preparation for my all-important official Top 10 Video… Continue reading Pa’s Garbage Pile
It’s been about a week since 4/20! Everyone knows what went down on 4/20! It was an international holiday we us real gamers got together and celebrated the release of the greatest video game of all time, God of War! Viking dad simulator! I have not found the time to play this video game of otherworldly quality, however… Continue reading God of War Impressions
E3 this year was EXCLUSIVE interesting to say the least. We got to see a new Mario, new Metroid games, an amazing Dragon Ball Z game, the unveiling of a $500 console, and a game where Mario shoots a gun at Rabbids. There were other things. They were IN 4k So let’s break down a… Continue reading E3 2017 in 4k
Hell yeah boy look at that hot chick! MMMMMMM You can even look up her skirt goddamn boy! SHE EVEN GOT A TEXTURED ASSHOLE BOY HELL YEAH!!! Nier Automita is the sequel to a game called Nier: a strange JRPG on the 360 and PS3 that was about artificial intelligence and clones and demons. But… Continue reading Nier Automata Impressions (PS4)
No doubt about it: Zelda: Breath of the Wild, available for the Wii U and the newly released Nintendo Switch, has been the hottest video game around. Everyone’s talking about it, or has already talked about it, and mostly everyone is playing it. Discussion is drenched in story: stories wildly varied from person to person. The game… Continue reading Zelda Breath of the Wild Impressions (Wii U)
For Honor is a fighting game in a 3D space with the camera situated behind your character. The gameplay is radically different from anything else in that you initiate attacks and defend from one of three directions designated from the right analogue stick. You choose a character from one of three legendary warrior factions–knights, samurai, and… Continue reading For Honor Impressions. (PS4)
Back in the 90s FPS games were known as Doom clones. After GTA III made it big every open world game that came out became known as a GTA clone. Remember Mario Clones? Sorry, I meant platformers, which choked every console until the fifth generation of consoles with the surge of releases. If you weren’t jumping, if… Continue reading Ni-Oh Impressions
Games. Stacked higher than sight can reach. I built a wall out of whatever I could find in my apartment: books, amazon boxes, pizza boxes, bags, bags full of bags, paper towels, toilet paper, more books, banana peels, CDs, cases for DVDs and Blu Rays maybe other games, bags of rice and coffee, boxes of… Continue reading What have I been Doing?