Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction is an open world action game set in North Korea. NK has weapons of mass destruction, several nations have nested themselves there to quell a threat, breaking out into warfare amongst themselves, and you’re a mercenary who plays all sides (besides North Korea) in an attempt to take down the deck… Continue reading Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction. “Explosive Ninja Politics.” A Review.
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia is a remake of the NES title Fire Emblem Gaiden released on the 3DS in the year 2017. This is almost one year away from when they released three versions of the same exact fucking game with Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest, Birthright, and Resolution. I was very put off… Continue reading Fire Emblem Echoes Gaiden 3DS Critty. “Critty!” A Review.
The first fighting game series I loved was Mortal Kombat. Being a child of the 90s, I was obsessed with the brutality, the fatalities, and a yellow ninja named Scorpion. I rented Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 many times. I had dreams of waking up and seeing the game sitting in the slot of my Super… Continue reading Rank my Childhood! Street Fighter II Turbo Hyper Fighting!
When it comes to indie games, roguelikes and lites are my favorite genre in much of the same way people used to love going to the arcade. You see something with an aesthetic that meshes with your interests, it feels great to play, but it feels incredibly challenging such that one play session often becomes… Continue reading RANK THE ROGUE! Wizards of Legend
Right off the bat I must state that Slay the Spire is an early access game on steam. As such, I expect the game will continue to grow more feature-complete as the year continues, likely affecting my view of the game as I play. At the moment, there is a lot on offer without the… Continue reading Ranking the Rogue: Slay the Spire
These games occupied my time and filled me with joy despite their age. Not only do they hold up, but they’re ernest recommendations from your’s truly! Resident Evil 4 Resident Evil 4 was always a video game I could count on as one of my favorites of all time. It has a creepy atmosphere, an… Continue reading GotY 2017! Best Game From Another Year!
Whew, we made it! The world still exists much as we’ve always known it. And though every single day there’s something new to get pissed at, one fact can be said: 2017 was a tremendous year for video games. Which is great. I think we all need something to distract us for at least part… Continue reading Game of the Year 2017!
Platforming shoot-em-up Flinthook is a roguelite with a retro aesthetic and a novel swing mechanic. Players right click from hook to hook, swinging through the air like Spider-Man. While in the air, players may activate a bullet time ability, slowing time just enough to dodge bullets and take well placed in flight shots of their… Continue reading RANKING THE ROGUE. Flinthook.
Eldritch is a game that wears its influences on its face. It’s HP Lovecraft. Eldritch. That shit comes from him. Got it? It’s a first person sneaker with shooting elements and certain roguelike elements such as permadeath and procedurally generated levels. This game has a good atmosphere that really aids the different monsters who show… Continue reading Ranking the Rogue: Eldritch AND Wasted. DOUBLE FEATURE!
As years go, you can’t get much worse than those known by “2016” and “2017.” I’m not going to elaborate: we all know why almost everything sucks. My trade has always been escapism, and I’m not altering my path just yet. Part of the reason I put off writing this thing that I promised when… Continue reading The Top Ten Video Games of 2016 Written in the Year 2017