Hey, THANKS Canadian Walmart for RUINING e3 by spoiling all the reveals! If you haven’t read, don’t worry. I will NOT spoil your e3 experience. I refuse to engage with spoiler culture–a mentality that has ruined movies, literature, video games, AND LIFE since the inception of the Internet! Nerds, far too excited about blabbing all… Continue reading canadian walmart SPOILS e3. THANKS!
Happy Mother’s Day! It’s also *googles* Mothers at the Wall Day, Jerusalem Day, International Hummus Day, Cough Drop Day, Frog Jumping Day, National Fruit Cocktail Day, National Apple Pie Day, National Leprechaun Day, National Vael Ban Day, Tulip Day, Top Gun Day, and World Cocktail Day. So when you see your mother make sure you’re… Continue reading May the Trash Be With You!
Hey buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy! Welcome to our first garbage of April, where I sum up the happenings in my consumerist lifestyle! AMERICA! Last night was Wrestlemania. It was a seven hour long event that began as one of the best events the main roster has put on, and then ended with one of the worst ending three matches… Continue reading April Garbage
Greetings. This week I played a lot of Fallout New Vegas. I also bought into the Early Access of Amid Evil, which led me to play some Heretic. As always, I played more Quake for my playthrough on YouTube. Hopefully, you’ll see a new episode there. HOPEFULLY. I have always had somewhat of a love/hate relationship… Continue reading Trash Residue
It’s a roll-up, maggle! Get over here! References! Where do these come from? Answer in the comments, or not, it doesn’t matter–there’s nothing at stake. By the way, in case you’re worried, the GotY coverage of 2017 on firstdraftinthetrashblog is going to continue. I’m taking my time…stewing in my brain the thoughts of games both… Continue reading Garbage of the Werk
Lately I haven’t done much on the creative side of things. It’s been work, arrive home, play video games and read until I pass out, usually while sipping whiskey. Or cider. Or meed. However, ideas have constantly floated in my mind, including various article ideas I would like to piece together. But it’s been a… Continue reading Weekly Waste (March 2018)
WHOA It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? This summer has been extremely aimless for me. While I’ve accomplished a lot in my creative side, my video game playing has been an ineffective effort to control my wandering. Well, since it’s the second of October (which I always thought was the true beginning to autumn fuck… Continue reading The Summer of Wander
Howdy y’all! Lately I’ve been playing WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain, the fifth WWE game for the Playstation platforms–this one PS2. We play video games for different reasons. To relax. To experience. To interact. Some players enjoy video games for their competitive aspects. Some enjoy becoming apart of a piece of cinematic storytelling For… Continue reading I’ve been playing Here Comes the Pain
E3 this year was EXCLUSIVE interesting to say the least. We got to see a new Mario, new Metroid games, an amazing Dragon Ball Z game, the unveiling of a $500 console, and a game where Mario shoots a gun at Rabbids. There were other things. They were IN 4k So let’s break down a… Continue reading E3 2017 in 4k
As I said earlier this year, I decided to blog less in favor of other creative activities. I of course wrote several blog posts already detailing my impressions of this years releases thus far (and my my what a year it has already been) but I no longer required myself to write a blog or… Continue reading Youtube (and Update)