Baneldenana phone. Hi. Elden Ring has arrived. We must talk. Soulsborne. Heard the term? From games releasing from Demon’s Souls all the way up ’till now. The action RPGs where you lock onto a target and circle strafe them until you get a backstab. We include Sekiro here in the trashbag dumphouse because honestly? That… Continue reading Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Nobody Saves the World Crafted by Drinkbox Studios the designers behind Guacamelee, Severed, and Guacamelee 2, Nobody Saves the World is an action RPG released January 18th 2022 for the Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Xbox One and Microsoft Xbox Series S|X. It released Day One on Gamepass. The game blends Diablo with cough syrup. After… Continue reading Nobody Saves the World; Game of the January
The Evil Within 2, a third person, semi-open world survival horror game published by Bethesda and developed by Tango Gameworks, supervised by Resident Evil’s own Shinji Mikami, published in October of 2017 for the PlayStation 4 Xbox One and PC sequel to The Evil Within published in 2014, possessed me with curiosity. Upon its release… Continue reading The Evil Within 2
In this absolute train wreck, I used both “swift” and “fluid” to describe the action in Dead Cells. There are a few problems with the way I’ve ranked the rogue. When I examine my list at the end of a new Ranking, I’m always ashamed that Dead Cells isn’t number one. There is another Rogue… Continue reading An Examination Featuring Thousands of Dead Cells
Ever play the first Monster Hunter for the PlayStation2? Saw in in a Gamestop once. Back in 2009. Likely, its owner sold their copy because servers no longer existed to support the game. Or maybe there had been enough sequels to make this game obsolete. But I bought it, maybe 25 bucks I can’t remember.… Continue reading Monster Hunter Rise
You know how I reviewed Avalanche 2: Super Avalanche? Well, this game was developed by Avalanche Studios Group. That’s the connection. Just Cause 2 was a game that I had my eye on for a decade plus. When it came out, the reviews were rave over the chaos Just Cause 2 offered. I recall watching… Continue reading Just Cause 2
Sometimes, you need a bag of potato chips. I’m not going to say that Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity is like a bag of potato chips. That would insinuate that this game is frivolous fun empty of calories. That is not the case. I believe this to be the culmination of years and years developing… Continue reading Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
Picture no Since release, I’d been interested in picking up Assassin’s Creed Origins. Released in the holy gamer year of 2017, Assassin’s Creed Origins, developed by Ubisoft, came to the Xbone, the Pissfour, and the PeeSea. The game had nothing to do–and I mean nothing–with penises. I’m just supremely bored with writing this review, and… Continue reading Assassin’s Creed Origins
Everyone has a process, okay? Some writers choose a time of day to write, like early morning or after work. Some artists have to do pushups before they can draw. I don’t know? Sometimes people put pants on and then they’re good to go. Me? I like to tell myself I’m not going to and… Continue reading Ori and the Blind Forest
Rogue Legacy is a roguelite metroidvania released in the year 2014 for PC, PS4, PS3, and PSVita. Players explore a procedurally generated castle in search of bosses and treasure. The end goal is to murder the boss in each of four locations, then the final boss at the end. When the player dies, they must… Continue reading Rogue Legacy
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